IN DEFENSE OF ALAN MOORE

Despite the subject line, Alan Moore doesn't need anyone to defend him. Moore speaks his own ideas and opinions clearly. Unlike Andy Warhol or Salvador Dali, there's little need to spend your time interpreting what he's all about. Moore is fairly what-you-see-is-what-you-get. However, last Friday, Paul Milligan and I got into a friendly debate/discussion/bar fight over recent statements made by Alan Moore. The argument could be broken down into basic point/counter point. Paul: "Alan Moore is a genius, but he's a douchebag." Me: "Alan Moore is a genius. He is not a douchebag."

The douchebag camp presents two bits of evidence (1) Alan Moore makes anti-American statements even though the American comic book industry helped launch his career. (2) Alan Moore willingly accepts Hollywood's money, then he continually complains about Hollywood.

The non-douchebag camp (me) offers this in response: (1) From interviews on Fanboy Radio, Indie Spinner Rack, and various ones throughout YouTube, he comes across as a kind-hearted, even fatherly, individual. (2) I really want to believe he's not a douchebag.

I'll admit the friendly debate did not go my way. It ended with me plugging my ears and saying, "La, la, la, I'm not listening. La, la, la" until Paul gave up. Now that I've had a few days to think on it, I'd like to elaborate.

Concerning the anti-American statement:

"And I wonder—perhaps this is being too simplistic, I don't know, but I wonder if the root of the emergence of the superhero in American culture might have something to do with a kind of an ingrained American reluctance to engage in confrontation without massive tactical superiority. I mean—does the term 7/7 mean anything to you at all?

During the 7/7 bombings over here, it was announced a couple days later that as soon as the first two trains had gone up, all of the American forces that were in London were recalled to safe distance outside the M24 orbital motorway. After a few days, when they realized that it was safe to go back into London, they realized also that it looked kind of bad, sort of rushing out of the capital at the first sign of any trouble when the main reason for the bombing was England's support of America in the Iraq war.

It does seem to me that massive tactical superiority might be a key to the superhero phenomenon. That, if it's a military situation, then you've got carpet bombing from altitude, which is kind of the equivalent of having come from Krypton as a baby and to have gained unusual strength and the ability to fly because of Earth's lesser gravity. I don't know, that may be a simplistic interpretation, but that's the way I tend to see superheroes today."

In another interview (cited here), he says...

"America has an inordinate fondness for the unfair fight. That’s why I believe guns are so popular in America – because you can ambush people, you can shoot them in the back, you can behave in a very cowardly fashion. Friendly fire, or as we call it everywhere else in the world, American fire."

Alan Moore admits his own understanding may be too simplistic, and he does have a legitimate complaint about the 7/7 bombings.

I'd be the first to point out that if we're digging through America's culture and history, we could just as easily point a finger at our paternal origins, the British Empire. Massive tactical superiority? (ahem) We learned it from watching you.

But this isn't really the point, I don't want to debate the cultural impact of our military history. The issue is Alan Moore's critique of America. But why focus on the statement he made to WIRED? What about the statement he made with Watchmen itself? Watchmen is one huge frickin' critique of America. Why should the interview make him a douchebag, but the comic book make him a genius? While we're at it, Huckleberry Finn is a critique of America, so is Grapes of Wrath, Crucible, and the Great Gatsby.

A critique doesn't automatically make him anti-American or a douchebag. It makes him a writer with an opinion. To dub him "anti-American" is too broad a stroke. Unless we can quote him as saying something a little more hostile, I see his statements as pretty standard from any politically-minded European.

What about his apparent hatred of American-based publisher DC? Is he showing douchebag levels of ingratitude? I'd say it's okay for him to hold a grudge. From always reliable Wikipedia:

Moore says he left DC in 1989 due to the language in his contracts for Watchmen and his V for Vendetta series with artist David Lloyd. Moore felt the reversion clauses were ultimately meaningless, because DC did not intend to let the publications go out of print. He told The New York Times in 2006, "I said, 'Fair enough,' [...] 'You have managed to successfully swindle me, and so I will never work for you again.'"

Of course, when Jim Lee sold Wildstorm to DC, Alan Moore was working for DC again whether he liked it or not.

To his credit, he loves Top Shelf.

I guess whenever someone achieves his level of acclaim we expect them to be so gosh darn grateful. All the time. Isn't that why people love the Oscars? To see successful people gush their humble appreciation for every single person who ever helped them along.

The Hollywood issue. The argument goes like this: if you directly or indirectly benefit from Hollywood, you have little room to complain. It's hypocritical. Here's a quote from Alan Moore:

"Originally I was content to just simply accept the money, that was offered when people had adapted my comic books into films. Eventually I decided to refuse to accept any of the money for the films, and to ask if my name could be taken off of them, so that I no longer had to endure the embarrasment of seeing my work travested in this manner. The first film that they made of my work was 'From Hell' Which was an adaptation of my 'Jack the Ripper' narrative... In which they replaced my gruff Dorset police constable with Johhny Depp's Absinthe-swigging dandy. The next film to be made from one of my books was the regrettable 'League of Extraordinary Gentlemen'... Where the only resemblance it had to my book was a similar title. The most recent film that they have made of mine is apparently this new 'V for Vendetta' movie which was probably the final straw between me and Hollywood. They were written to be impossible to reproduce in terms of cinema, and so why not leave them simply as a comic in the way that they were intended to be. And if you are going to make them into films, please try to make them into better ones, than the ones I have been cursed with thus far." - From the BBC2 show The Culture Show (9 March 2006)

I don't know. I can sympathize with Moore. I have little interest in Hollywood. If I wanted to be part of the movie industry, I'd write a screenplay, but instead I write comic book scripts. Still, if a producer offered me money, I'd probably take it. From one standpoint, it can't take away from what I've done with the comic -- but then again, if it's League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, it might feel like a slap in the face to have them ignore so much of the source material. These Hollywood types are always convinced they know how to best adapt a comic book or novel. In the case of a comic book writer, it's not just you turning down or accepting the option check from Hollywood. You have a publisher, and you have an artist -- both with gaping mouths, wanting to be fed. The pressure to say "yes" must be tremendous. He got his money. He requested his name be removed from the credits. If he wants to complain about a movie, why not? Just because you vote a guy into office, doesn't mean you have to agree with everything he does.

Is Alan Moore a douchebag? Maybe this blog did more to prove Paul's point than mine? ("La, la, la, not listening...") I call it THE LENNON FACTOR. John Lennon was a genius. He was quirky and outspoken. He had an awesome beard. He's also been accused of being a douchebag. However, in my heart of hearts, I think it's too easy to label him as such.

Paul, we may have to agree to disagree on this one, especially if you're right.

NEW BRIGHTON ARCHEOLOGICAL SOCIETY

Mark Andrew Smith sent me a pdf of NEW BRIGHTON ARCHEOLOGICAL SOCIETY, BOOK ONE: THE CASTLE OF GALOMAR (ComicSpace preview). The graphic novel will be in stores next Wednesday, March 4th. I had a chance to read it today during my lunch break. I enjoyed NBAS. Mark's story moved in some fun, imaginative, and unexpected directions. Matthew Weldon's art is exciting and perfectly styled for the all-ages audiences. In fact, Mark has always had a gift for finding great artistic talent, i.e. Dan Hipp on AMAZING JOY BUZZARDS and Paul Maybury on AQUA LEUNG, and also for crafting uniquely appealing concepts. Kudos.

CEREMONIAL POSTING OF THE TABLE ASSIGNMENT

I assume many of you on March 6th will see WATCHMEN. Yes. But what are you doing on March 7th, huh? If you said "going to Austin for STAPLE! the premier indie/small press non-coastal convention" then you, my friend, are wise indeed. I'll be there. Paul Milligan and I are sharing a table.


We'll be at table #22 -- right across from Jeffrey Brown and Top Shelf (tables #35-#37).

THOUGHTS ON IVERSE

Boom! Studios through iVerse Comic Reader Software made Hexed #1 available on the Google phone. I downloaded it out of curiosity, even though I already bought the comic. After trying the program, I've decided I don't mind reading comics on my phone. Using the touch screen to move the panel along is nice. The graphics look good. It reads easily. With all the things I like, my main complaint is a big one: I want a general iVerse application icon that when selected would list the comics I've downloaded. I don't want an individual icon for every comic download. You can see the problem. With an mp3 player on my phone, I don't have thousands of songs scattered throughout the phone's application listing.

My other complain might be a deal breaker. Yes, I like reading comics on my phone, but I don't like reading an entire 24 page comic on my phone. I need short stories. 8 to 12 pages. The content needs to adapt to the medium. Posting stories from anthologies like PopGun, Flight, MySpace Presents Dark Horse, Postcards et cetera would be much better than reading of all Hexed #1 or the Complete Bone.

iVerse doesn't want to be in the business of producing original content, but I think creating iVerse-specific (and exclusive) comics would be an improvement.

HARVEY NOMINATION TIME

The 2008 Harvey Awards are now open for nominations. Anyone who has worked in comics (mainstream, small press, independent) can nominate and vote. There's been some discussion about the process, since it does lend itself to "ballot stuffing," i.e. over zealous comic book creators who petition fellow writer/artist friends to support them in the nomination process. I'll confess I've sent a mass email or two for previous Harvey Awards, all to no avail. Due to the absolute democracy of it, you also don't get much diversity among the winners (click here) year after year. There are certain industry favorites, so there are no hidden gems. In this regard, I like the Eisner Award process better where a committee selects the nominees. No industry award is perfect. (Recommended reading: Tom Spurgeon's If I Were The Emperor of Comics, look at #17 and #18)

Love it or hate it, I'm glad we have the opportunity to acknowledge excellence in the comic book field. And I appreciate the openness, that a lonely freelancer such as myself can have a vote.

Ballots are available online:
Download pdf nomination ballot
Download txt nomination ballot

Completed forms can be e-mailed to harveyballots@hotmail.com. Ballots are due for submission by Friday, March 27th.

If I can give any biased recommendations, KRISTIAN DONALDSON in DMZ #20 for best artist, JUSTIN STEWART in Mix Tape Vol. 1 for best colorist, COMIC BOOK COMICS from Evil Twin Comics for best new series, WASTELAND from Oni Press for best continuing or limited series, TIKI JOE MYSTERIES from SLG for best original graphic novel, SKYSCRAPERS OF THE MIDWEST from AdHouse for best graphic novel of previously published material, and POPGUN VOL. 2 from Image Comics for best anthology. If you have any recommendations, please post them in the comments.

Since I didn't publish in 2008, there isn't anything I'd be eligible for, unless you consider SOUVENIR OF DALLAS from D Magazine in the humor category. Not likely.

The highlight of the Harvey press release? Scott Kurtz will be the Master of Ceremonies. Quote Marc Nathan, promoter of Baltimore Con: "Scott has been a part of the Harvey Awards since they have been in Baltimore. As both a nominee and presenter, Scott brought his unique sense of humor and fun to the ceremony. We are all looking forward to him bringing the same energy to the stage as the host of the show."

ASTRONAUT DAD VOL. 2

I've shared pages from HOW TO LOSE BIG and OH NO POGO. So I thought it's time to post something from ASTRONAUT DAD VOL. 2. Brent Schoonover finished penciling page 50, and he's almost done inking the remaining pages of that chapter. Which means? One more chapter left and ASTRONAUT DAD is completely finished, pending the lettering skills of Justin Stewart.


Brent and I reached a moment of collective peace with this project. The storytelling is solid. That might seem like egotism, but I was mostly thinking about Brent's ability to tell this story with his art. After three rewrites and some editorial assistance from Nunzio and Christina, after all the hours Brent put in, we can brag a bit. ASTRONAUT DAD, from beginning to end, will be a satisfying read.

It's amazing when you break from the tyranny of trying to make comics "action packed" that you can focus on creating a good narrative -- and not just a series of talking heads either, but a real story with meaningful subtext and dramatic consequences.

More than anything, I feel fortunate. For the past few years, I've been able to write comics and tell the stories I've wanted to tell with absolute freedom. Looking ahead, there's a lot of pressure to find more opportunities, to get more stuff on the shelf. I'll admit I'm completely intimidated by the process. That's why it felt so good to see these pages from Brent. (Thank you.) I took a deep breath: I can do this.

UPDATE: Brent posted the page along with his own thoughts. "It’s been an interesting journey with this book. So many people come up to me and tell me how surprised they are at how few actual segments there are involving space exploration and astronauts but still thought the book was better than they expected it to be, which to me, is a pretty nice compliment."

MY GOOGLE PHONE

Last Friday, I bought a Google phone (G1). I was able to renew my two year contract. Also, I had a $120 credit. Both helped to make the phone fall within my price range. The monthly plan will be about $25 more than what I normally pay, which includes unlimited internet access. If I cut a few impulse buys here and there, it won't affect my budget too much.

People have asked how it compares to the iPhone, and that's a difficult question to answer. I've had a chance to play with both.

From what I've observed, it's easier to pick up a G1 and know what to do. With the iPhone, you need to get a feel for how the touch screen works, how to type, move around, etc. With the G1, I like the QWERTY keyboard. Although, I prefer the iPhone having no movable parts. Stuff that slides and flips worries me; it only increases the possibility of damage. The touch screen on the G1 makes the roller ball unnecessary. If I wanted a Blackberry, I'd get a Blackberry. The battery life is crap for both phones. At least with the G1, the battery is replaceable. You can add memory to the G1, which I will need to do eventually.

The G1 requires Wifi access to download Amazon mp3's, which is a pain. (The Amazon mp3 site? Not bad at all.) Those Tmobile/AT&T hotspots are not nearly as hassle free as they should be. Fortunately, I have Wifi at home. I opted for the G1, in part, because I already have an iPod. I don't need another. I'd give the advantage to the iPhone for screen size and mp3 player, but I can live with that.

The G1 fits in your pocket easier than the iPhone, and feels better in your hand. This stuff matters.

Obviously, my gmail addiction is satisfied on the G1. The G1 Android operating system is open source, which allows for developers to create more programs for the phone. In this area, though, iPhone and G1 seem equal. Both have nifty applications.

The latest iPhone may still be superior, but the G1 isn't very far behind -- and for what I need, it's the best phone for me. How's that for diplomatic?

SOUVENIR CONTINUES

With economic situation the way it is, Paul and I were almost certain our days at D Magazine were numbered. As magazines and newspapers trim their budget, we thought our contribution of SOUVENIR OF DALLAS would be cut. We worked on the December issue and were stopped mid-production due to a lack of space. I thought we'd be pushed back to the January issue, but no such luck. It was hard to gauge what this meant. Then, last week, I met with D editors Tim Rogers and Eric Celeste. I'm happy to say we're back in the regular rotation. Even better, D Magazine is revamping the pulse section in such a way that I'm fairly confident SOUVENIR OF DALLAS will continue for quite some time. Our comic won't appear every month, but you can expect it four to fives times a year, which is perfect for me. The editors have been incredibly supportive. I just finished the script for the April issue, and I'm about to send it to Paul. I have to commend Paul for his work. Normally, I try to keep the content manageable (i.e. not too many panels, not too much dialogue, nothing too insane to draw). However, I confess with SOUVENIR I get sloppy. I create these impossible scenarios and think: "Oh well, Paul will figure out how to do this." Bad writer. Bad.

Hall of fame: -1- Big Tex fighting a large giraffe, a pegasus, and the Mayor of Dallas while a dandy in a hot air balloon observes overhead. Sheep dogs run wild. (click here) -2- Mayor of Dallas carrying several commuters to work in the middle of a traffic jam while a helicopter flies overhead. (click here) -3- New Cowboys stadium rises from the ground, a la Death Star, while the coach as Darth Vader force chokes a construction worker and Jerry Jones as the Emperor encourages him on (click here)

Unfortunately, panel 4 of the latest script may be a contender for the #1 spot. Sorry Paul.

HOW TO LOSE BIG

Yesterday, I posted a page from OH NO POGO. Today, I wanted to share something from the main story in HOW TO LOSE BIG with art by Paul Milligan. Panel borders need to be drawn in. Also, there's a little bit of photoshop needed for lettering and to place studio logo on the front banner, along with the comic book covers. However, that's not the point; Paul let me share this, and I wanted to show off how awesome it looks.


Oh yes, it's happening.

OH NO POGO

For our epic Hopkins/Milligan project HOW TO LOSE BIG, as mentioned previously, there will be two comics-within-the-comic. One is PRINCESSES VS. UNICORNS, illustrated by Erin Riggs. And the other is OH NO POGO, illustrated by Brock Rizy. Brock sent the first page, unlettered. I really like this "Brock Noir" style. OH NO POGO is my attempt at something involving secret super agents and monsters.


Update: Paul and I finished the synopsis for HOW TO LOSE BIG. It's been a good collaboration. We both kept each other entertained with the insane twists in this story (the climax, oh man), but also there is a message about the strained relationship between commerce and artistry, professionalism and friendship.

MY THOUGHTS ON DIAMOND’S NEW POLICIES

Indy Comic News asked me and a few other independent creators for our opinion on Diamond's new policies. (If you are unfamiliar with the changes in distribution, read here.) The Beat also pulled my quote on the matter.

"The new policies will certainly affect which publishers I work with in the future. I'm very grateful for the opportunities I had with Viper Comics and Silent Devil. It was a great place to start. However, I'm concerned that such 'smaller' small press companies won't be featured in the catalog, and that's a shame. These companies take greater risks on new talent, and our industry needs that. At the same time, my graphic novels received slightly more pre-orders through Baker & Taylor than through Diamond.

That means, the regular book stores carried more copies of my work than the comic book stores. We did some promotion in the direct market, and none with the book store market. It's hard to justify being in the Previews catalog if the comic book retailers aren't ordering much beyond Marvel, DC, Dark Horse, IDW, Boom!, and Image. I don't fault them. The retailers have their reasons, and they know their market. It might be better to go straight to Baker & Taylor, and then directly solicit to the handful of indie-friendly comic book stores like Zeus, Austin Books, Titan, Star Clipper, Isotope, Rocketship, and Meltdown. I don't know if that would work. We need a business model to give the comic retailers access to the little guys.

For me, I need to start looking at other more established small press companies to publish the kind of stories I tell. I'm not too worried (maybe a little), but I'm concerned for the newest wave of up-and-comers. If I was them, I'd be at a real loss on where to go."

I understand Diamond's desire to make a distinction between "small press" (wiki) and something that amounts to a "vanity press" (wiki). In a bad economy, they want to feature only those publishers who have sales that justify placement in their catalog. The monthly Previews catalog can get too large to be useful to a retailer. There should be another way to allow retailers the final choice on what they want in their store. Indie comics can have their market, small but still profitable. Your thoughts?

AN ABRIDGED WHITE ALBUM

Some non-comic talk for a moment. I'm a huge fan of the Beatles. On my iTunes, I decided to create a playlist for an "abridged White Album." One could argue it's their best release with the exception of a few weaker songs. The argument goes something like this (quoting Wikipedia) --

Producer George Martin has said that he was against the idea of a double album at the time and suggested to the group that they reduce the number of songs in order to form a single album featuring their stronger work, but that the band decided against this.

Interviewed for the Beatles Anthology, Starr said he now felt it should have been released as two separate albums.

Harrison felt on reflection that some of the tracks could have been released as B sides, but "there was a lot of ego in that band". He also supported the idea of the double album, to clear out the backlog of songs the group had at the time.

McCartney, by contrast, said it was fine as it was and that its wide variety of songs was a major part of the album's appeal.

Ultimately, I agree with McCartney, but I couldn't resist. Let the debate begin. Here's my abridged White Album:

1. Dear Prudence
2. Glass Onion
3. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
4. While My Guitar Gently Weeps
5. Martha My Dear
6. Blackbird
7. Piggies
8. I Will
9. Julia
10. Mother Nature's Son
11. Helter Skelter
12. Revolution 1
13. Honey Pie
14. Savoy Truffle
15. Cry Baby Cry

If you want to play along at home, your list can't have more than 15 songs. Fewer, if you feel so bold, but no more.

DALLAS COMIC CON RECAP

Evan posted some photos from the weekend on his Flickr account. They look much better than the photos I took. Plus, there are two pictures of me with the mythic fedora. Yes or no?

It was a good show. I especially enjoyed hanging out with Paul and Evan. And just when I think there is no one left in Dallas who will buy my books, I sell a few more. I was inspired to start work on a new idea (more info soon), never mind my already mounting list of projects-in-progress. Paul and I worked on a cover concept for HOW TO LOSE BIG. It's going to look good. Food was an issue on Saturday. Usually, they have a vendor who serves hot dogs, cheeseburgers, frito pie, etc. No such luck. My lunch came from a vending machine. It kinda felt like being at school. I picked up THE TOURIST (Brian Wood/Toby Cypress) and MAINTENANCE, Vol. 1 (Jim Massey/Robbi Rodriguez ) for $2 each. The hit of the show was Nick Derington's Spacemen cards. Then we found out each pack had the same seven cards. We were hoping, unrealistically, that there'd be 128 cards we could collect and trade. However, the seven available were still very, very cool. More, Nick! We need more!

Also, this weekend, I got in touch with Tim Rogers at D Magazine. SOUVENIR OF DALLAS has been delayed for a few months, but we should be in the April issue.

Then last night, went and saw THE WRESTLER, which was an amazing film. I can't stop thinking about it. I see it as a story about three people stuck on "playing their roles" regardless of better judgment -- the daughter Stephanie who cannot forgive her father, because she has been cast into the part of the victim (probably at the urging of her girlfriend), the stripper Cassidy, who cannot move beyond referring to Randy as her "customer" and relate to him as a romantic possibility, and Randy who must appease his fans everywhere and anywhere despite the cruel consequences.

SOME QUICK LOVE

I was featured in this week's Quick, Dallas magazine-format newspaper, on page 9 (pdf). You can see the online version of the interview here.


In addition, Quick's blog asked for my opinion on comic book film adaptations. It's particularly topical considering today's Oscar snubbing of Dark Knight (in case you didn't hear).

BREAK A WORLD RECORD

My favorite local band The Happy Bullets is shooting a video with Hal Samples for their song ""F' Yeah, I'm in Love With You!" The video will attempt to break the world record for the most people making out in one place at one time. Too good to pass up. (read here)

Bring someone you love (Jason's suggestion) or just bring someone you think is cute (Andrea's suggestion). It'd be a great first date, right?

JEFFREY BROWN AT STAPLE!

I'm not usually in the habit of re-posting press releases, but I'll be at STAPLE! as well. It's one of my favorite shows, and I'm excited about this year's guest line-up. If you've never been to Austin before, this event is a great excuse to make the drive and/or flight.

We are pleased to announce the appearance of indie comics icon Jeffrey Brown at STAPLE! The Independent Media Expo!

Jeffrey Brown is the author of nearly a dozen graphic novels. He's best known for his autobiographical memoirs such as "Clumsy", "Unlikely" and "Little Things," but has also received acclaim for his humorous works such as "Cat Getting Out Of A Bag" and "Incredible Change-Bots". Most recently, Top Shelf has begun publishing Jeffrey's new series "Sulk", issues of which will include genre, parody and experimental comics.

Mr. Brown will be located with publisher Top Shelf, in their third consecutive year at STAPLE!, and will participate in a Q&A panel, as will our other special guest, the legendary creator of Usagi Yojimbo, Stan Sakai!

STAPLE! The Independent Media Expo celebrates its 5th year as the Southwest's premier event for independently created comics, zines, graphic arts, crafts, games and animation on Saturday March 7th, 11am-7pm, at the Monarch Event Center in Austin, Texas. Admission is still only $5.00!

For more info visit www.staple-austin.org

A WEEKEND WITHOUT APRIL

April went to Austin. Apparently, in her absence, this is what I do...

* Went to Zeus Comics. Jason Janik took my picture for an upcoming profile in Quick, a local weekly newspaper. While there, I also bought JAMILTI & OTHER STORIES by Rutu Modan.

* Played kickball. Josh McKibben organized the Kickball Club. They play every Saturday at Glencoe Park in Dallas, very friendly and welcoming group. I realized just how pathetic I am at sports. In one of the more memorable moments, I ran to grab the fly ball. It bounced out of my hands. I dashed forward to grab it a second time, but my forward momentum was such that I lost my balance, hit the ground while rolling head over heels. Not that I was surrounded by athletes, it was quite common to see a person kicking the ball while holding a cigarette in one hand and a beer in the other.

* Talk comics. Paul Milligan came over, and we caught up on all the recent comic/geek stuff.

* Went to Lone Star Comics. Obviously, one comic shop in an afternoon isn't enough. I showed Paul the new Lone Star on Cooper Street. It's a nice place. We wandered around, browsing. I survived without buying anything.

* Ate at Mega Chinese Buffet (actual name). Without April around, health and common sense go out the window. Final damage: Two trips to fill my plate and finishing with a bowl of jello.

* Work. What Paul actually came over for. We finished plotting the story HOW TO LOSE BIG. I'm happy with it. Paul's a good co-writer. He had most of the good ideas.

* Watched WANTED. I enjoyed the movie. It had all the goofy SPEEDRACER physics, but with violence. Lots of violence.

And now, it's Sunday morning, and I'm about to play some AGE OF EMPIRES III. Thus, April is gone for a day, and my life spirals into video games, comics, movies, food, and kickball.

ALSO BLAMING JEFFREY

It's amusing to see the shame that Nunzio and Christina exude over this post. Clearly, they are not proud of themselves for stooping so low. They even blame it on their "friend" Jeffrey. Yeah right. They each list the top 10 people they find most attractive or sexiest, complete with commentary. What? Are you in training for VH1? And of course, their list included people from Dr. Who, Star Wars, Buffy, Stargate, Gilmore Girls, and Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2. Christina, Nunzio, we know what you're watching. In contrast, I have little shame. I'm more than happy to jump into this cesspool you've created of objectifying famous people. (Because really, who has ever done that?) And I invite others to jump in. The water is always warm.

Caveat: I wondered if comic book writers and artists could be counted as "celebrities." It's probably safer to leave them off. Also, no honorable mentions. April is my always my #1.

10. Jenna Elfman. Last month, April and I watched season one of Dharma & Greg. She really steals every scene -- funny and quirky without being dumb. Kudos to you.

9. Felicia Day. The girl from Dr. Horrible. She is adorable and has geek cred. I can't wait to see whatever she works on next.

8. Rosario Dawson. She also has geek cred (loves comic books). She was very cool in Josie and the Pussycats and Clerks II. She seems approachable and friendly, great smile.

7. Natalie Portman. Harvard girl. She remains the best thing about terrible movies, the Star Wars prequels and the Other Boleyn Girl.

6. Bettie Page. I had to sneak in one classic. She's Bettie. What else to say?

5. Scarlett Johansson. She's Woody Allen's new "go to" girl. Scarlett does not have the humor or presence of Diane Keaton, but Scarlett was beautiful in Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

4. Drew Barrymore. If anyone fit the concept of beauty on the inside and the outside, it has to be Drew. I saw her interview on Inside The Actor's Studio, and it really moved me. She's all heart.

3. Anne Hathaway. Not Shakespeare's wife, the other one.

2. Lisa Loeb. I actually met Lisa. Her music is overly sentimental, but I don't care. Bonus points because she's from Dallas.

1. Zooey Deschanel. April gives me such a hard time for my crush on Zooey. I think, April's secretly in love with her too. And why not? Zooey is the epitome offbeat and beautiful, indie girl with a heart of gold.

POPGUN UPDATES

PopGun Vol. 3 is available for pre-order (as mentioned). I wrote "50 Miles to Marfa" for this anthology, illustrated by Daniel Warner. I'm also fortunate to be working on Vol. 4 -- a self-contained prequel to 50 Miles called "The Heist and the Heart Attack." Artist Evan Bryce posted the character designs on his blog, and said some nice things about me. Thanks!


These short stories were so much fun to write. Warner and Bryce are incredibly skillful. I'm drooling at the opportunity to work with them again. If there's a PopGun Vol. 5, I have a third and final short story in mind to complete my West Text Caper. Also, Evan and I will be sharing a table at Dallas Comic Con next weekend, January 24th and 25th.