WALKING TO SCHOOL

Kennedy wanted to walk to school because she discovered it's better for the environment. Since my car is falling apart, I'm also finding ways to reduce (not eliminate) my car dependency. I recently purchased a well-equipped commuter bicycle, which I plan to use some days to get to work. In the event that car completely implodes, the bicycle might be a temporary solution. Two summers ago, I walked home from Dub Squared every time I dropped off my car, about five or six times -- now I have options. Back to the topic: I'm cool with walking Kennedy to school, as long as we have time to make the trip. Fortunately, we don't live too far away, less than a mile. Today was a little misty outside, just a light sprinkle. Not too bad. We made the trip anyway.

The best part of walking has nothing to do with the environment or exercise. (I don't know why, but I never like justifying fun activities with "exercise" as the ultimate reason. Riding my bike is fun. Shooting hoops is fun. Who cares if its healthy?) The best part of walking is the time spent talking with my daughter. Yes, you can talk in the car. However, the trip is too short. And there's something about walking along side your little one, instead of her stuck in the back seat. We didn't talk about anything too earth-shattering, just a light conversation. It was a great way to begin the morning. Hopefully, we'll have more opportunities to walk.

MAVS FANS: WELCOME LAMAR

I would love to have heard the phone conversation between Mark Cuban and Lamar Odom a few days ago. CUBAN: Hey Lamar, sorry to hear about how things went down in LA. The Lakers wanted to trade you and Pau to get an overrated point guard. What were they thinking? ODOM: If you called to gloat, man, just stop. CUBAN: No, actually, I wanted to remind you that you need to report for practice in 48 hours. I booked your flight to Dallas. ODOM: Excuse me? CUBAN: You're a Maverick now. Welcome to the team. ODOM: Wait. What? How did that happen? Who did LA get? CUBAN: Nobody. ODOM: Nobody? CUBAN: Not a single soul. Isn't that hilarious? ODOM: How did that happen? CUBAN: Apparently, there's a teeny-tiny footnote in the new collective bargaining agreement. It states that if a team ever sweeps another team in the playoffs, next year you get one of their best players. ODOM: For real? CUBAN: Nah. I'm messing with you. I gave them our trade exception. ODOM: How does a trade exception work? CUBAN: I have no frickin' idea. No one really knows, but I printed the exception on shiny paper with gold foil inlay. Jerry Buss really wanted one. ODOM: So, that's that? CUBAN (laughing uncontrollably): The Lakers gave us the sixth man of the year! ODOM: Your laughter scares me. Please stop. CUBAN (still laughing): Sorry. It's just so sad. The Lakers are so, so stupid. ODOM: I'll see you next week. Stop laughing. I'm hanging up now. CUBAN (finally regaining control): Okay, okay, bye. I promise you'll love playing for the Mavs. I feel lucky. I'm going to call Orlando again.

And scene.

While I hate losing Tyson Chandler and Caron Butler (see last post), I would say the addition of Vince Carter and Lamar Odom is a nice consolation prize. Is it possible that our roster is even stronger this year? (Assuming Haywood can be a reasonable replacement to Chandler.) Simultaneously, our west coast rivals just hobbled themselves further. It may be premature, but if the Spurs are actually on the decline (I have my doubts) and the Lakers continue to be their own worst enemy--the Thunder may be our only true competition to reaching the '11-'12 Finals. Including the preseason games, we play the Thunder four times within a month. Those games will be very telling.

The irony is almost disturbing. Lamar Odom's last act as a Laker was to get ejected from game 4 against the Mavs for his shove/hit/love tap against Dirk Nowitzki. And now, he's on our team. Let's hope that our team therapist can help with any issues that arise. It cannot be easy to be Lamar Odom right now. All the same, we're happy to have you.

As a side note, J.J. Barea must really hate the Mavericks for not giving him a larger offer if he's willing to play for the Timberwolves -- a team that seems to love collecting point guards. This year's free agency period is an odd one. Players get an inflated sense of their own value. Barea was a useful role player in a good system. However, he was hardly a priority in our off-season. Sure, he could become the next Steve Nash, but I have my doubts.

Let's not dwell. Welcome Lamar Odom.

MAVS FANS: A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR

It's free agency time in the NBA. I'm not a fan of the draft/open trade months, because unless it's 1998 and we're getting Dirk Nowitzki for Tractor Traylor, this time has never been too kind to Mavs fans. We don't have a lot (or any) salary cap room. Plus, despite Mark Cuban's "deep pockets," Mavs fans know he hasn't always been good at throwing money at the right players. In 2004, Cuban became frugal, and we lost Steve Nash in free agency. Then Nash decided to become league MVP two years in a row. Cuban overpaid for Shawn Bradley, Michael Finley (our franchise player for many years, but was probably no better than a healthy Caron Butler), and possibly Brendan Haywood. Now, if the reports are true, we're losing both Caron Butler and Tyson Chandler. Caron will be a Clipper. Tyson will be a Knick. The Caron deal is done. The Chandler situation isn't official, but it looks like a lock. Before Mavs fans start complaining about the sky falling and a doomed 2011-2012 season, let's look at everything with some perspective.

Caron Butler is going to the Clippers for 3 years and $24 million. God bless him, but that's a lot. The Mavericks can't match that. True, Butler was one of our top scorers, but we were able to win the finals without him and one could argue there are others on our bench to replace him. Personally, I hope this means more playing time for Corey Brewer--one of my favorite new Mavs.

Losing Tyson Chandler is a harder pill to swallow. I'm really going to miss watching him in a Mavs jersey. Keeping him was our main priority during the offseason, and Cuban blew this one. However, on the bright side, a lot of fans forget that Brendon Haywood's numbers are nearly comparable to Tyson Chandler's. Remember, last season, Coach Carlisle wasn't entirely certain who should be the starting center. So we still have a starting-caliber center in Haywood. Haywood isn't as exciting to watch as Chandler. Haywood lacks the intangibles that Chandler brought to the team, i.e. his energy and leadership in the Mavericks locker room. Keep in mind, last year was one of Chandler's few healthy years. He's been injury prone throughout his career. While Chandler may seem attractive coming off a championship year, it's possible he's still a risky purchase.

(Side note: Having only spent one year as a Maverick, can Tyson Chandler still be considered the best center in franchise history? In my opinion, you have to put in a few years to earn that title. James Donaldson might still be #1.)

To console us over the possible loss of Tyson Chandler, let's think of him not like a greedy free agent looking to cash in on his success with an elite team, but more like Mary Poppins. He arrived on the doorstep of our broken Mavs family, offered a bit of magic, helped lead us to our first championship, and then raised his umbrella to sail to other families in need... like the Knicks.

With Butler and Chandler leaving, I'm curious to see if we make any major deals this season. I don't know why Cuban would want to clear cap room after our 2010-2011 season. We're not in a rebuilding year. And new CBA luxury tax penalties don't kick in yet. If nothing else, it's time for Corey Brewer and Brendan Haywood to show us what they can deliver.

UPDATE #1: Nowitzki wondering who will help Mavs defend championship

UPDATE #2: Thanks to my favorite Mavericks blog The Two Man Game, I found this quote from Mark Cuban (in this post by Tim MacMahon of ESPN Dallas), which explains his reasoning:

"The reality is that in the new system, cap room will have far more value than it had in the past. I realize that everyone is all freaked out about how and where free agents and future free agents are going, but it’s not just about getting one guy.

We are not saving cap room in hope of that one super special free agent being there. It’s about being in the position to improve every year and possibly add some significant, younger players next year and in future years.

What I don’t think people understand is that once a team hits the tax level the ability to improve our team is reduced dramatically. In addition, your ability to make trades is reduced. So basically, if we made the move to keep everyone together with five-year deals, the team we have today is going to be the team we have for the next five years. If we were a young team it would be one thing. But we are not a young team.

In the past, it was different. If we had a problem, I could fix any mistake by having Donnie find a trade and just taking on more money. That is how we got Jet, the Matrix, JKidd, Tyson. It was always about taking on more money. That trick doesn’t work any more for teams over the tax. So we have to change our approach. By getting back under the cap, we have a ton of flexibility not only for free agent signings but also trades. If we can get the right guy(s) via free agency, great. if we do it via trade, great. We have that much more flexibility to make moves."

UPDATE #3: And we lost Corey Brewer to Denver for a second-round draft pick (click here). I should just stop trying to analyze and wait for the season to begin.

READY WRITING BOOK CLUB

I have the privilege to work with some very talented student writers as their UIL Ready Writing coach. We meet every Friday during lunch to prepare for our next tournament. As something new, I decided to start a book club with them. We're reading A WRITER'S COACH by Jack Hart--one chapter a week. I'd highly recommend this book. I appreciate Hart's willingness to cut the BS regarding the writing process. He dares to suggest that writing is hard because you're not working hard enough. He puts the blame back on the writer, which I respect.

"Inefficient writers who barely produce and never make deadline usually delude themselves with the notion that writing is a mystical process and can't be hurried. They aren't in charge--their muse is. And she's a fickle, sensitive creative. That's just a comforting excuse for delay. You make inspired writing possible when you follow the natural progression of the writing process." (page 24)

PATH AND TOO MANY SOCIAL NETWORKS

I joined another one. Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Linkedin, Google+, Goodreads, and now Path -- all these updates through all these formats, is it really worth it? I quit MySpace a few years ago, and it was long overdue. Tumblr is also on the chopping block. Google+ remains largely unused. Linkedin, I have because I worry that I might need it someday. Goodreads is for fun. Twitter and Facebook are the only social networks I actually use with any regularity. Why Path? I don't know. I'm trying it out. The design is beautiful.

Social networks haven't found perfection in Facebook. The technology is improving; better options are available. And yet, every blog post and status update I make is time I could have spent working on the Tammi True memoir, a magazine article, a new comic book project, or my ever evolving Creative Writing curriculum. Thoreau says, "Let your affairs be as two or three, and not a hundred or a thousand." I don't think Thoreau would enjoy the Internet.

EVERY WORK OF GENIUS

"In every work of genius we recognize our own rejected thoughts: they come back to us with a certain alienated majesty." Ralph Waldo Emerson

LIBRARY AS INCUBATOR

I found the Library as Incubator Project through the daily GOOD newsletter. "Library as Incubator" isn't the most catchy name for a movement/project, but their mission is solid.

The Project highlights the ways that libraries and artists can work together and features:* Visual artists, performing artists, and writers who use libraries in their communities for inspiration, information, and as gallery space * Collections, libraries and library staff that incubate the arts, and the ways that artists can use them effectively * Free-to-share resources for librarians looking to incubate the arts at their libraries * Ideas for artists looking to connect with their communities through library programming

Using the verb "to incubate" is a little awkward. (Definition: "to maintain at a favorable temperature and in other conditions promoting development, as cultures of bacteria or prematurely born infants.") It feels like the jargon from within nonprofit culture, which doesn't always work long-term and tends to abuse perfectly good words. Remember when "synergy" and "paradigm" lost all meaning?

My own nit-picking about word choice aside, the site is a great resource. I didn't fully discover the value of my local library until I realized it's more than just "a place where the books live." For writers and artists, libraries work well to facilitate coworking on the cheap.

MISSING MY MAVS

I'm a huge fan of the Dallas Mavericks. If you know me, you know this. I've been following their games ever since Dick Motta was coach. I have my #41 jersey and a pile of Mavs t-shirts. On my birthday, almost ten years ago, I sat on the couch with a Mavs Dancer during The Mark Cuban Show. I have the VHS tape somewhere. I follow The Two Man Game and read everything written by Earl K. Sneed. I'm a Free Darko basketball fan, and I dream of the day that Jacob Weinstein would illustrate and sell a Mavs print. April and I are season ticket holders. (The 10 game package. I'm not made of money.) We were there, every round, throughout the Mavs' incredible run to win the 2011 NBA Championship. This year, we even upgraded our seats to Section 329 Row C Seats 7-8. Not that we've been able to enjoy them yet. With the NBA lockout now in its one millionth day, a restlessness has settled on me. No matter how many times I flip through my collection of media guides, watch the championship DVD or every Nowitzki clip ever loaded onto YouTube, it's not the same as actually getting to enjoy a 2011-2012 season.

For awhile, I thought about starting my own Mavs blog. However, if you can tolerate the occasional basketball rant from me, I'll keep everything here. A few months ago, I wrote down some thoughts about old Mavs versus new Mavs, Reunion Arena versus American Airlines Center. It's not a polished essay, but here it is:

My dad was a season ticket holder throughout the 80s and 90s. He would occasionally take me to the games. For some reason, I attended a disproportionate amount of games against the Nuggets and Jazz—which probably explains the deep-seeded scorn and contempt (respectively) that I bear these two franchises. It’s hardwired into my childhood.

Reunion Arena was a bold concrete testimony to utilitarian structures. It served to contain people for the purpose of events. Nothing more. It had the aesthetic of a parking garage. The stark, boring usefulness of Reunion Arena endeared it to Dallas basketball fans. Even the location of Reunion Arena said: “Please come for the game, then go home.” There was nothing around it. No restaurants. No bars. In order to get to the game, my dad would park behind this one abandoned building and then we’d cross a series of railroad tracks to get there. As a kid, crossing the tracks was the best part. Occasionally, a train would pass and it would momentarily halt our journey. It always gave basketball this sense of being... well... on the other side of the tracks. It felt off-limits and cool. I had to sneak over from my suburban nest to this other world, a world of concrete and hardwood and noise. All so I could watch Rolando Blackman take the most perfect jump shots, night after night.

When Mark Cuban bought the Mavericks, he soon moved the team to the American Airlines Center, a beautiful palace in contrast to the cinder block known as Reunion Arena. I have no longing to go back to Reunion Arena. I can’t muster the nostalgia. Sorry. When the Mavericks suffered a decade as dreadful as the 90s, it spoiled the arena. Loss and defeat stained the walls and choked the air. Reunion Arena felt less like a basketball stadium and more like a fall-out shelter. Nothing says “duck and cover” like the 1992-1993 season, 11 wins and 71 losses.

Walking into the American Airlines Center for the first time, I was in awe. “You built this all for me?” Yes, I really did have that reaction.

Let the healing begin.

When American Airlines Center was first built, there was nothing around it. Reunion Arena occupied a desolate region on the south end. The AAC occupied the desolate region on the north end. After a few years, Victory Park grew around it. Restaurants, bars, clubs, condos, the euphoric media-saturated bright lights of the AT&T Plaza – thank you Hillwood Development Company, LLC. Even the name: Victory Park. Can you sense the urgency? We are winners. Please, oh please, let not this name become ironic.

The walk from where I park my car (a nice lot under the bridge near Hooters) to the arena isn’t as perilous as when I used to go to the games with my dad. However, the feeling of “crossing the tracks” is still with me. That walk is part of the ritual.

FREELANCE BINGO

I would dominate freelance writer bingo. Here's how it works. Take a 5x5 bingo card and in each of the squares put some random subject. Hand it out to your writer friends, and their goal is to include as many of these subjects into whatever they're working on. I wrote an article about Downtown Arlington for the December 2011 issue of D Magazine, and I was able to mention B.J. Thomas, the Travel Channel, foosball, Joni Mitchell, picnic blankets, and junior high dances. Read the article in all its splendor. Share it with the ones you love. It's suitable for framing and makes a lovely Christmas gift.

SMART POP MAILING LIST

Smart Pop is starting a new initiative. When you subscribe to the mailing list for TRIUMPH OF THE WALKING DEAD (or some other Smart Pop Book), you'll get an email that provides a link to a free pdf excerpt from the book. They are offering this for all their 2011 titles. More information is available here on the Smart Pop website.

THE TYRANNY OF THIRD PERSON

I'm now using a different Wordpress theme for my website. It still needs a little tweaking here and there. I'm also taking this opportunity to update the copy on some pages. Basically, I'm redeveloping the whole site to solicit more freelance work outside of comics. That's the goal. For anyone who has ever had to write their own bio, you know the egocentric challenge of writing in third person. Third person can sound arrogant. "David Hopkins does this" and "David Hopkins likes that," "David Hopkins has a dog and wants you to know about it," you all realize that it's me writing every word, yes? However, first person feels limiting too. I don't want every sentence to begin with I. It's tricky. My current strategy is for the blog to be in first person. That makes sense. And all the pages (published work, about, contact, press), I keep in third person.

Fellow bloggers and freelancers with a personal website, what are your thoughts on first person vs. third person? I found this article, this one and also this one.

No doubt about it, I need to rewrite my bio. It's rather boring.

David Hopkins is a regular contributor to D Magazine, Quick, and Smart Pop. He has written comic books and graphic novels in a variety of genres. David produces Fanboy Radio’s Indie Show. For the past twelve years, he’s taught English and Creative Writing at Martin High School. David lives in Arlington, Texas with his wife April, daughter Kennedy, and his dog Berkeley.

CHESS CONFERENCE, DAY 2

I'm back at the Koltanowski Conference. Since I’m cheap, I found a loophole to parking at the expensive Anatole Hilton. I parked across the highway near the Renaissance hotel in a vacant lot, and made the trek to our conference. Take that, expensive parking lot. At the beginning of today’s first session, Alexey Root told everyone she would distribute a pdf of the presenters' lecture notes. It should be available on the conference website. However, I still want to take my own notes as well.

9:10 AM Chess Training -- Chouchanik Airapetian is from Armenia. She wanted to show us the approach of the Russian chess school, and how it may apply to working with a diverse population in the classroom.

Five things that students need to be successful in chess: 1. Some kind of motivation to play outside of the chess club. Don’t call it “homework.” Call it “extra practice.” 2. The student needs some talent. 3. Parents who are helpful and act as promoters. It’s good for them to be in the classroom. 4. I missed #4. (Maybe I do need that pdf after all?) It was something to do with financial resources. I think. 5. Have a coach with tournament experience

9:15 AM You need a variety of ways to teach chess, because the students will lose interest if you only have one approach. Set aside time at the end for fun. Yes, allow them to play bughouse.

9:20 AM Instead of grouping by letters (group A, group B), group them by players names (Polgar group, Fischer group). Cute idea.

Also, give them a chance to work with their friends.

“Maybe they could do shorter trophies and more?” There has been a lot of talk these two days about concerns with rewards/motivation for scholastic chess. During the morning break, I talked with one presenter about using and adapting the karate belt system. The ELO point system stinks, because the kids can lose points and that can be hard on young players. With a belt system, they work to achieve a particular criterion or standard, and the belt can’t be taken from them once they earn it. It is a marker of progress, not just a reward with diminishing return. The “belts,” for lack of a better term, should take time to earn. Random tangent, but it’s an interesting topic to consider.

9:25 AM Chess teachers should be good all around teachers, as well as coaches. It seems that the number of girls in chess is declining, but we don’t know why specifically that’s happening. It’s helpful for girls to have peers in the club. One thought is that girls aren’t responding well to the aggressive competitive nature of boys. Our presenter has even noticed boys manipulating the rules to their benefit. Coaches need to be aware.

9:30 AM The study Airapetian references indicates that it might be helpful to have a “girl’s only” club. In those instances, the girl’s club was just as loud as the boy’s club. Airapetian isn’t too comfortable with the segregation, but there may be benefits too.

She is a big promoter of boys and girls playing together in tournaments. She’s doing graduate study on why girls leave chess clubs.

Referencing Lazlo Polgar, “geniuses aren’t born, but made through hard work.”

9:35 AM During the question and answer time, we discussed the disparity between boys and girls in chess. One participant mentioned testosterone as the prime factor. However, I referenced my dear friend and ex-wife who competes in roller derby. Girls can certainly be aggressive. I think it comes down to economics. More boys can make a career out of sports, while girls can’t do it as often. The money isn’t there. Girls enjoy sports, but they can’t carry it much further beyond college.

9:40 AM Chess Training and Motivation Our next presenter Lior Lapid grew up in Israel and now lives in New Mexico. He enjoys coaching chess more than playing it. “I believe in the benefits of chess.”

9:45 AM Chess dropouts. It’s a beautiful game. Why do we lose the kids as they get older? Fact is chess can benefit all ages. Anecdotal, but “I’ve never met a chess player with Alzheimer’s.”

9:50 AM This presenter has a lot of personality and enthusiasm. He’s nice to listen to.

Chess is not “cool” enough, but we could emphasize teenage status symbols such as letterman jackets, or bring more girls into the game, or play more speed chess/bughouse.

Meno’s Paradox: How will you inquire into a thing when you are wholly ignorant of what it is? Socrates’ answer: We learn through recollection. Theory: This information is stored within us. (Or as I often say to my Creative Writing students: “The entirety of the human experience is contained within you.”) Lapid says we should really stress the Socratic method in teaching chess. Children are capable of more than we give them credit for.

9:55 AM Lapid references the Chase and Simon study, regarding pattern recognition. Grandmasters are much better at remembering piece positions in “normal chess games.” However, in a non-standard chess position, their memory of the position is no better than anyone else's.

Lapid likes bughouse, but with place-mate and no capturing kings. He also mentions Swedish Chess, which I’ve never heard of before.

Put positions on a card, and place them in a hat, they must draw the cards and solve.

10:00 AM Verbal thinking: thinking in words versus calculations of variations. Do we think in words? I think so. We need to enforce constant articulation of thoughts and encourage debate. Students who do this are better at internalizing the knowledge.

Have the students name their own openings. The openings may be crappy, but who cares? You can also have the club collectively play a game against the teacher. It allows them to discuss. “Some of my moves will be good, some will be bad, you must put on your thinking cap.”

Start with the most basic and essential knowledge. Do not teach aspects of chess in isolation.

Regarding openings, teach a wide variety of openings. If they stick to one opening, they won’t learn the diverse patterns found in a chess game. (Probably good advice for me too.)

10:05 AM With middle games, you should focus on disaggregate learning. Focus on one thing at a time until mastered. Activity: Assign lawyers to defend a side in an unbalanced chess game. Mock trial. I really love this activity.

Good chess will require some solitary deliberate practice, not always fun. However, studying with others is more enjoyable. It’s good to have a facility. (Yes, it is.) To make chess fun, have a chess party.

Regarding tournaments: Unrated tournaments are fine. Some kids are better at dealing with loss, but others are completely demoralized. They leave the game. The challenge is to keep them engaged until a certain age where chess will become a lifelong pursuit.

10:10 AM Having chess heroes is a great idea, just like in sports. We need to lionize our top players.

Chess is an art, and it needs to be taught as an art. Be creative.

There is a lot of humor in chess, a rich history. You should immerse yourself in chess humor. Koltanowski: Mate in one, castling vertically.

11:00 AM Chess as an Integral Part of School Culture -- Took a short snack break and now we’re back. Eric Henderson and Fernando Moreno are the presenters. Their school has a high poverty rate and mobility rate (students move in and out).

11:05 AM We watched a slide show with photos of their program. There’s quiet music playing on the slide show, which I can barely hear, but it sounds relaxing.

An interesting component of their chess program is that they use in chess with the counseling program.

In New York City, their grants have focused on interscholastic chess competition. In the Maryland model, they used their chess as a component of No Child Left Behind, more internal. “I’m not sure you could actually do both. It would take more resources.”

11:10 AM Fernando asks for a volunteer rated above 2000. He asked her to play a game with him, but gives her a list of the moves she has to make. “Not fair,” she says. “Ah. Life is not fair.” Our presenter wins. His point: Everything in life can be used for your own advantage.

“I’m a school counselor. I talk about feelings? Wrong.” He uses chess puzzles and examples in his counseling. The chess pieces are employed as a metaphor for life situations or the skills we have. The chess discussion produces meaningful interactions.

11:15 AM “A simple chess position can teach anything to a kid.” It allows kids to take responsibility for their own decisions.

11:20 AM He gave several other chess/conflict resolution examples. All very interesting. Each lesson matched counseling and guidance objectives. Pawn in your face? Walk past and advance.

Many counselors use puppets and other tangible examples. First Fernando has to teach the students chess so that the pawn life lesson works.

11:25 AM He offered a personal example of a kid who stole a chess clock. Fernando went to his house to ask for the clock. Next day, they talked about it. He used Legal's Mate as an example. It’s a great opportunity (taking the queen) that blows up in your face with mate.

11:30 AM To further study these counseling techniques, the school would need more research money, which he doesn’t have. He has a book and is willing to share his personal findings with anyone.

11:35 AM Boy Scout Merit Badge, Chess Club and Scholastic Center of Saint Louis -- Alexey Root cracked the whip to stay on time. Alex Vergilesov shares about his experience of immigrating to the United States and learning the language.

11:40 AM He works for the CCSCSL as scholastics coordinator, and talked about the merit badge opening event (which I attended). He encouraged everyone to become a merit badge counselor so we can help more Boy Scouts learn chess. One of my Martin Chess Club students is a Boy Scout and wants to get this badge. I’m going to help him.

11:45 AM There are 4.5 million Boy Scouts. That’s a lot of potential kids who could play chess.

It’s easy to register as a counselor online, two forms to complete that includes a criminal background check. Click here for more information.

11:50 AM CCSCSL is a membership-based chess club and a 501c3 that offers weekly lessons and tournaments. They work closely with area schools to promote chess. They distribute information to parents, administrators, and teachers to generate interest, host an “adopt-a-school” program. He doesn’t necessarily look for teachers with a chess background but needs people with education experience. The instructional program is activity-based, hands on.

11:55 AM The program has grown with over 900 students involved. 80% retention rate. “It takes at least six hours to be tournament ready.”

12:00 PM Claire Grothe stepped forward to talk about World Chess Hall of Fame. The Hall of Fame opened in Saint Louis on September 9, 2011. (Once again, I was there.) She shared the mission statement, which has evolved since its move. The Hall of Fame wants to reach a broader audience of people who would attend museums. It has a rotation of exhibits on the first and second floors.

12:05 PM She shared a photo of the Yoko Ono chess set, which was my favorite piece on the first floor, along with other art pieces.

12:10 PM Working in collaboration with CCSCSL allows field trips and other visits to be more holistic. They also worked with HBO, Saint Louis Art Museum, the symphony, and Saint Louis University among other organizations.

Claire apparently timed her presentation perfectly. Well done, brave presenter. Like them on Facebook, follow on Twitter, etc.

12:15 PM Lunch break. I need to walk back to my parking spot on the other side of the highway. I’m getting exercise.

2:05 PM I’m back from lunch. I ate at Chipotle. I was running a tad late, because I also stopped by the World Beer Company to purchase a 64 oz growler, and I had to make the walk from my secret free parking spot.

Our Move: Using Chess to Improve Math Achievement for Students Who Receive Special Education Services -- There’s a packet. I always like when they have a packet.

2:10 PM Starts with a video about his school’s math program. “Using an old game in a new way.” The presenter David Barrett joked about how one student in the video didn’t use the touch rule. Barrett also had some flashcards and other learning items available for us to check out.

2:15 PM Barrett discovered his resource students had done just as well as the gifted/talented students. “The kids who learn differently are the ones who are marginalized.” It gets worse as they get older. The achievement gap increases with each year. These struggling students have trouble in a traditional classroom. They don’t have the skills and strategies to learn effectively. So much of the gaps are in areas that “scream chess.”

2:20 PM Barrett’s study built off another study that dealt with transfer. High road = specialized cognitive skills that don’t transfer, versus low road = skills transfer, i.e. driving a car, you can drive other cards and not just yours.

Barrett looked at students in resource math classes, middle school. He’s talking more about his sample group, but I missed some of the details. I’m sure I’ll get more about the study when they send out the conference pdf.

2:25 PM He evaluated course grades and TAKS scores. The participants ended up being 31 students -- sixteen on the comparison campus and fifteen on the treatment campus. More numbers are flying by on the power point.

2:30 PM These kind of studies can always be tricky, because it’s difficult to control other facts such as social issues, economic background, and what’s happening in the classroom beyond the chess intervention. The test he issued also didn’t have many items per tested objective. And it was a small sample of participants.

Things to consider: the loss of regular mathematics lessons could, at the very least, be compensated by the chess lessons. This isn’t a causal study. It would be difficult to presume the cause of results where students improved in certain areas.

“Educators need to make research-based decisions.” We can’t say emphatically that this proves the benefits of chess. However, it opens the door to further study especially in the area of students with learning disabilities.

2:35 PM Barrett ended with another video. “There’s a lot of distractions on the chess board itself.” Helps students to learn to focus.

From Q&A: With economically disadvantaged students, chess is a level playing field.

2:40 PM Now Tim Redman is cracking the whip to bring on the next presenter.

Magnificent Seven: The Power of Narrative in Chess -- The presenter is Selby Anderson, editor of Texas Knights. Narratives are powerful tools. The Magnificent Seven is a good analogy for developing the seven pieces (minus the king). The pawns are the villagers. The term “pawn” literally comes from the word “farmer.”

2:45 PM Rather than throwing your famers into the battle, you want your “magnificent seven” to fight.

We use narratives all the time in chess. For en passant, it’s especially helpful because it’s such an odd concept. He gives an example of where the new rule was needed to keep things fair. In that historical context, en passant makes sense.

Narratives about the origin of chess are exciting. “It’s your foot in the door to humanize chess.”

2:50 PM Redman and Anderson discussed the origin of the empower queen in chess. Fascinating exchange. One leading theory is that the queen was empowered to speed up the game and compete with the popularity of card games.

2:55 PM All this talk about the Magnificent Seven makes me want to go home, open my growler, and watch the Seven Samurai. That has nothing to do with chess. It just sounds nice.

3:00 PM From Q&A time: We need to move away from the “genius myth,” i.e., that chess is exclusively for geniuses, because it pushes away teachers who are intimidated by the game and students who worried they will be made to look dumb. We should emphasize the social aspects as well. Redman: “This genius myth really hurts us.” Anderson, talking about his students: “Chess is not really about deep thought. You just need to pay attention.”

3:05 PM Anderson mentions about a five-year-old autistic girl who was finding amazing chess tactics at a camp.

Coming up next will be a plenary session. However, I’m calling it a day.

CHESS CONFERENCE, LIVE BLOGGING... KINDA

I’m attending the 2nd Koltanowski Conference on Chess and Education. I was going to live blog the event. However, since I can't find an open Wi-Fi connection, I’m doing a pseudo-live blog. I’m typing it now and will upload it once I get home (UPDATE: I'm home). It's a two day event. Maybe tomorrow you'll get a more authentic "live blog" experience, if I can find a Wi-Fi signal. I'm sure Hilton Anatole has available Internet. But like everything else, they will probably charge $1 for every minute you use it. I'm still a little bitter because I paid $16 to park there for three hours. Next conference, can we meet at the Howard Johnson? Here we go:

9:30 AM Brooklyn Castle -- This session is about the Brooklyn Castle documentary, which has been three years in the making. The documentary was inspired by KINGS OF NEW YORK, written by Michael Weinreb, which I recently read. Instead of focusing on the Murrow school, they decided to film the P.S. 318 School with all their triumphs and struggles. (P.S. 318 acts as a feeder school for Murrow.) We just watched the trailer, and yes, I got a little teary eyed. P.S. 318 partnered with the Chess-In-The-Schools organization. It’s exciting to hear how the whole community rallied around their chess program.

9:45 AM Elizabeth Vicary is a full-time chess teacher at their school. She gets to work with the students every day. Since there’s no set mandated curriculum, she has more flexibility. The kids stay motivated because students see the direct results of their learning in the weekend tournaments. They also get very competitive with each other, and that challenges them to work harder. Banners, trophies, announcements in the school, all support and encourage the students since they see how the school values them.

9:50 AM The opportunity for travel also acts as incentive. P.S. 318 is a title one school, so many of them have never been outside of Brooklyn before. However, because of their financial situation, the kids don’t tend to be involved in 50 others things. When they get an opportunity, such as this chess program, they stick with it.

9:55 AM In contrast to all the negative press about schools, this documentary is about what’s right in public schools. One DISD employee asked the presenter about Elizabeth’s full time paid status. However, it wasn’t really a question. I think she was just envious of a paid position.

10 A.M. Advances in Cognitive and Neurosciences: Impact on Educational Chess -- The topic title of this session is a little intimidating when contrasted with the more heart-warming Brooklyn Castle presentation. Lipschultz argues that chess is not more pervasive in schools because we haven’t done enough research into the cognitive benefits of chess. Need more science to support claims. Right now, much of the support is anecdotal.

"Executive Functions" in cognitive thinking consist of control and the ability to regulate behaviors, specifically goal-directed behavior and to adapt to situations. Such abilities include flexibility, inhibition, working memory, problem solving, reasoning, planning.

How important are these executive functions? More important for school readiness than is IQ. (Boom, take that IQ!) Also, it’s a major determiner for success in life.

10:10 AM New Zealand study showed that kids with low self control were vastly more likely to have poor health and more likely to have a criminal record later in life. Self control: impulsivity, conscientiousness, self-regulation, delay of gratifications, and other things... but the power point moved too quickly, and I couldn’t type it all. I need to work on my note taking skills.

Cognitive problems in low-SES (socio-economic standing): deficient factual knowledge and cognitive development, decreased ability to learn. The brain is a very plastic organ. It shapes according to its environment. Possibly related to genetics, parenting, stress, nutrition, etc.

10:15 AM Now Lipschultz is talking about Marx, Webber, Lewis, and animal lab studies. Basically, it stinks to be poor. Language skills are always the most significantly effected. All effects become more pronounced as the kids get older.

Someone next to me keeps mumbling “mmm,” “uh-huh” as if she completely gets these charts and neuroscience graphs. I’m getting the general gist, but nothing more than “lines go up” is good, “lines go down” is bad.

10:20 AM Interesting study about how middle-class students are better at filtering out unnecessary and inaccurate stimuli. All interesting, but how does this relate to chess?

There is support that we can reverse cognitive damage done by poverty. We can train the brain, skills transfer. Chess skills transfer to other skills. It might, but it hasn’t been proven yet. Aerobic exercise robustly improve executive functions, especially martial arts and mindfulness training more than other P.E. activities. A traditional martial arts group that focused on mindfulness had better results. Modern martial arts that focused on competition actually had worse results.

10:25 AM What about chess? Interventions can improve executive functions, but there is no perspective data available. Grandmasters are no smarter than other people, average cognitive skills, and normal memory for other matters. Grandmasters do not consider more moves. Instead, they see the best moves faster. In other words, becoming a master in one field makes you a master in one field. We have to be careful when we boast the effects of chess. Training in one skill does take away from time spent in other fields.

10:30 AM Low SES kids will take to chess just as easily as middle class, more than in other cognitive fields. There is no disparity. It should aid low SES students in their executive functions. Although, it hasn’t been proven... yet. “Yet” is the official word of this presentation.

10:35 AM You have to increase the level of difficulty and need more time to enforce the skills regularly -- a chess club meeting once a week will not do it. If we can target their self-control impulses, it will directly benefit them in life, more than just teaching them math.

A key component is the student’s willingness to devote time to the activity. Programs need to include stress reduction techniques.

Implementing “chess education” from a niche activity to a standard activity; many programs fall short. And it's about the process, not the outcome. They need ample practice time, mentoring (works very, very well). Tournaments should not be the best model to center everything around. They may need to be a better model for competition.

10:40 AM Break! I had a chance to sneak over to chess store and drool over the sets, boards, and books.

11:05 AM Chess Clubs -- I'm in another Lipschultz session. Smart guy. He shares a little bit of his life. In the post-Searching for Bobby Fischer era, the PTA enlisted him to start the chess club. He was overwhelmed by the turnout, and looked for software tools to help him. There was a paucity of programs, so he decided to write his own. Several years later, he’s still working on the Think Like a King software system. Uh-oh. I’m worried I may have stepped into an infomercial. Fear not. There’s stuff to learn. He’s developed a program called Major League Chess, which he referred to as a game changer. The phrase “game changer” is so last year.

11:10 AM His program works to manage chess clubs and transitions students from chess as an activity to chess as a sport and a productive educational tool. How much chess should they learn to get the benefits? Enough chess to be a master is not necessary. They should possess basic knowledge and be able to apply that knowledge to a real chess game in a thoughtful fashion, consistently.

Chess books in the middle school require a great deal of commitment. Computer-learning on the other hand is a much better technique. Think Like A King was the first program of its kind, according to Lipschultz. It has various “drill and kill” activities to teach basic concepts of chess.

11:15 AM He wants to move students from random players to focused thinkers. The amount of text is limited, but the reading level is high to challenge them. “Teaching chess will not teach them to read. Teaching them how to read while teaching chess will teach them how to read.” The chess program offers immediate rewards (points) and feedback.

11:20 AM “Teaching chess is a precise activity.” Thus, you must not just teach chess. It’s the process, not the subject. Actually, this session isn’t too bad because it feels like a follow up and nature progression from the previous session. Yes, clearly, he wants to sell the program, but it’s also the natural praxis and the theory presented before.

The students learn how to integrate knowledge with the activity.

11:25 AM My mind is wandering now. I’m thinking about the chess store. Do I really need another chess book? I should probably finish one at home first and then reward myself with a new book. Stay away, David. Save money. Where should I go for lunch? I’m near Oak Lawn and Lemon. I should visit Zeus Comics and then grab lunch. The conference organizers gave us a really long lunch break. As a teacher, I normally make a mad dash to 7-11 before getting back in time. Maybe Eatzi’s?

11:30 AM Illinois Chess Association reviewed all the major testing tools and said very nice things about Think Like a King.

The club manager aspect of the program can be assigned to a responsible kid. You build a roster. It will track wins and loses within club games, creates a club rating system. Students take it much more seriously when there’s a score attached. However, you shouldn’t overdo the competition. Instead, think in terms of reward and motivation. Through the program, you can print certificates and other performance rewards. Beyond certificates, students can also earn “thinking belts,” similar to belts in karate, based on their progress in the computer program. Since other kids can see their peers’ improvement, it offers group motivation.

11:35 AM And we’re back to the infomercial. It seems great, but I was hoping for more about how to build a chess club, and not simply how to use their software. Oh well.

11:40 AM Regarding Major League Chess, it's an alternative to OTB tournaments, redirecting the competition to online tournaments.

11:45 PM Update on the presentation: They lost a presenter, but Jerry Nash will step in to discuss more about scholastic club chess. Wow. It’s like the read my pseudo-live blog from 11:35. Spyware?

Lipschutlz continues to stress the de-stressing of OTB tournaments, which may not be for everyone. I can’t decide how I feel about this. Kids need to experience successes and setbacks. I think it’s healthy, and yet tournaments can be the biggest logistical problem for organizers.

Major League Chess can also be used for home schools and adult clubs. On his power point, he forgot a period at the end of the sentence “You are in control.” Sorry. I notice these things.

11:50 AM Think Like a King has a free light version. It’s also in a free beta-mode until January. There will be an annual subscription starting next year, assigned a school ID number.

11:55 AM When an older adult says “web browser” and clearly emphasizes each syllable, it makes the adult seems even older. “You will open your... web browser...” It’s as if the concept needs to be given a second to fully embrace. Oh. A web browser. Fascinating. OK, now, I’m just getting snarky. Eatzi’s sounds good.

12:00 PM Jerry Nash takes the stage. He began his chess club as part of a grant that was awarded to a district. “Many scholastic chess programs may be just one person away from extinction.” That’s a pleasant start (note sarcasm), but true. If I weren’t at Martin High School, I wonder if the club would still survive. I’m also helping at Swift Elementary and through Chess Club of Arlington’s kids program. We clearly have a leadership shortage.

12:05 PM Clubs need the support of all the different groups within a community. It starts as a grassroots effort, but becomes more difficult as you attempt to move it forward and try new things. If it wasn’t mentioned at a national middle school or high school conference, then it doesn’t exist. Chess needs credibility at the top levels.

12:10 PM Teachers and chess club sponsors need to be able to explain what they do in a way that meets the criteria school decision-makers are familiar with. We have to make the case.

12:15 PM Jerry Nash: “One of the ways you can help me to find a way to help you...” I just had a Jerry Maguire flashback. “Help me help you!” Jerry Nash is a USCF spokesperson, and his presence is heard even if he’s saying the exact same thing that the teacher is already saying.

One participant asked about funding. It was cool to see other people immediately sound off on options for her club. US Chess Trust offers five free sets to any school that asks.

12:20 PM Lunch!

1:52 PM Returned from Eatzi’s. I had salmon and mixed vegetables. I also stopped by Zeus Comics to see Barry and Kelly. Both awesome folks.

2:00 PM Differentiated Curriculum -- Leah Martin-Dagher came to chess as a “chess parent.” She saw the value of it in her own children. They were working in a charter school. She was excited about having one hour, once a week, and they didn’t nearly have enough equipment. However, the program caught on. Students wanted the pieces and to interact over the board.

2:05 PM One hour a week of chess enabled her principal to show off the program to parents visiting the school. The obstacle has always been traditional curriculum established by politicians. How do we integrate chess into the classroom “legally”?

2:10 PM Teachers can use chess as a bridge to students with gaps, dyslexic students and students with dysgraphia, e.g., solving problems through a reverse situation. They break the problem down into understandable segments.

The students naturally gravitate to the chessboard. (I can attest to this. I have trouble keeping my students away from it.) However, teachers must work with the kids at the board and not simply allow the kids to go “free range” with it. Schools have chess sets, but the teachers don’t always want to mess with it.

2:15 PM Every presenter, so far, has confessed to not being a great chess player. In other words: “I’m just like you. I stink at this game. I’m not part of that chess elite.”

It’s a quiet group after lunch.

Other countries, such as those in Europe, have routinely included chess in the schools.

“Chess has adapted to technology as well as any activity or sport. However, the early stages need to be facilitated by a teacher or mentor.” You can’t simply sit the kids in front of the computer, but the technology does allow greater interaction.

2:20 PM The presenter specifically tutors children on TAKS skills. She believes all of these kids would benefit from chess instruction. She has said that chess can offer differentiated instruction, but I’m missing the specific examples and application.

Question and answer time: Apparently, she has a website with helpful lessons and applications. (See? Once again, I’m wondering if the powers-that-be are following my pseudo-live blogging.)

2:25 PM An attendee congratulates the presenter on de-emphasizing tournament chess. And another attendee adds his two cents. (People aren’t really asking questions. It’s more an open share-fest.) Struggle: “It’s not about the grade. It’s about the learning.” That’s a challenge. We need to think about intrinsic motivation for work and learning.

2:35 PM Our second presenter of this session handed out a booklet titled “This chess atmosphere supports the you touch it... you move it... rule!” Are the ellipses really necessary, especially the second one? Sorry for noticing.

2:40 PM Her focus will be on how does chess connect to life-long learning and social skills. She’s throwing a lot of the benefits onto the power point, but it’s a lot of stuff we’ve gone over already: planning ahead, time management, flexibility, critical thinking. We’re familiar with the benefits. After flipping through her booklet though, I saw some interesting material I might use next week at Swift Elementary with Kennedy’s chess club. Score.

“Learning how to win with dignity and lose with grace.” It’s a good life lesson. Chess also allows for follow up. Students will start discussing their games and what they could’ve done differently. As teachers, we don’t always do enough follow up. Chess is well-suited for follow up.

2:45 PM “If you have follow up with that kid, you have self improvement with that kid.” Very true. How does chess foster creativity? (Study by Robert Ferguson, 1979-1982) There’s a substantial increase in creativity.

Emotional development. There are certain kids who no one wants to play with because they are obnoxious, but they ultimately get included. “Seeing outcomes based on input. What I put in is what I get out.” When you are accountable, you are open to change. Presenter gave an example of a student who lost a game, but was elated because he was able to use algebraic notation throughout.

2:50 PM There is a “chess language” among the students, which is a combination of encouragement and teaching.

Chess enhances social skills. In particular, we emphasize the value of a good handshake. The skittles (casual chess) room offers a social environment after the tournament game. Chess players learn very quickly that throwing the board is not cool.

2:55 PM Chess provides a place for teenagers to belong. At the tournament level, it also integrates different cultures. It doesn’t matter what age, race, or religion you play against. The presenter references a report on okschess.org.

3:00 PM She references the “Scholastic Chess Pyramid of Success” in her packet. Students in golf and gymnastics have personal trainers. It’s not hard to believe that chess kids need personal training too.

I like the “Is your child tournament ready?” quiz on page seven. One of the questions: Can your child lose three chess games in a row without crying? Honestly, I don’t think I’m able to lose three chess games in a row without crying.

Tricia Dobson’s packet might be the most useful part of the conference today.

Playing against a 1600? “Hold onto your queen and a draw looks really good right now.”

3:05 PM The room is really cold. And I’m wearing a jacket.

3:10 PM We’re all talking about the problem of “trash talking” among young chess players. Everybody has something to add. I had my hand up, and I got blocked by someone next to me. Dude, I want to talk too. Not cool. He’s been talking for 5 minutes now. Get your own session.

3:15 PM I got a chance to talk. Feel better now. It’s interesting that this particular subject occupied so much time. It seems to be a real issue among younger players.

3:20 PM Done with my first day. I’m returning tomorrow.

VICTIM TO ONE BARISTA'S HAPPINESS

Occasionally, I'll stop by Starbucks in the morning for a slice of banana nut bread and a hot chai latte. My driver-side window won't roll down, so it's embarrassing to use the drive thru and open my car door to get the goods. I usually just walk inside. Today, the barista was oddly happy. Gleeful. As she took my order, she turned to her equally joyous coworker and said, "I just can't stop smiling." As she was fixing my chai, I overheard her conversation. From the bit and pieces I gathered, apparently, she is in madly love with some guy and the guy has reciprocated. She handed me the chai and wished me a very, very good day. As I walked back to the car, I took a sip and then gagged. It tasted like someone poured a bag of sugar down my throat, mixed with pure corn syrup. To get an idea of how excessively sweet this chai was, remember that I drink Coca-Cola as if it were a religion. Me, the one who drinks Coca-Cola, found the chai to be too sweet. What could she have possibly put in that drink?

Her happiness tainted my morning tea.

I took a few more test sips to make sure my initial findings were correct. Yes, the chai was horrible. I didn't have the heart to throw it away at Starbucks. I drove to school and disposed of it. I went to a vending machine and bought a coke. Wonderful reliable Coca-Cola, made in a factory by joyless workers.

I give her relationship three months, then it will be safe to return.

SIMPLICITY

I'm the coach for our UIL Ready Writing team. I get to work with some very talented students and prepare them for area writing competitions. Last Saturday, our team did very well. We were the only school to have all four students make it to the second round. All of my students finished in the top third of the 43 submissions -- one student got third place. We're in position to have a great year. I meet with them in the library on Fridays. We might start reading A Writer's Coach. If anyone else wants to grab the book, you're more than welcome to read along with us. The Ready Writing coaches also act as the judges in area competitions. (For district and beyond, they hire outside judges.) As a result, I read a lot of student essays. It's painful to read essays that are trying so hard to impress. The writers become needlessly wordy. I get tired of such overused phrases: "today's society," "everyday life," and "throughout history." Students love these phrases and will not miss a opportunity to write about today's society or everyday life or ponder something that happened throughout history.

This past Saturday, I found a sentence that should win a cash prize for awkward construction: "The idea was thought to be of stupidity." If this were my student, I would say to her: "Just say it was stupid." This concept is thought to be of simplicity.

ONE WORD AFTER ANOTHER

"You put one word after another like putting brick onto a wall. And sooner or later, you look and you've managed to build the palace of Mad King Ludwig of Bavaria... out of matchsticks." Neil Gaiman

PARDON THE DUST, NEW WORDPRESS THEME

After using the "viala” Wordpress theme for quite a while, it was time to try something new. I've switched over to Standard theme created by 8Bit. So far, I'm still figuring out how everything works. I can't seem to get my published works page just how I want it, and my lightbox plugin doesn't seem to be working. And I don't have a title/logo on my site. April is working on a new logo and something for my business cards. In another week or so, the site should look rather lovely. Despite all the random dust of moving to a new WP theme, there are somethings that Standard does very well.This theme is clearly more "social network" friendly with all the share buttons on the left side. It also is very blog friendly. I've never used the "continue reading..." jump function for my old posts, but now I can tease visitors with a few lines from each post on the main page. Also, there's more options I haven't even played with yet. The theme will specially format a video, a link, a lone image, or a quote. I need to figure it all out. Give me time. I asked Paul Milligan and April for some feedback on my old site. Both agree that it was a little cluttered, especially on the main page. What this current theme lacks in originality it makes up for in a clean and approachable design.

What are your thoughts on the new look?

UPDATE: I loaded a new lightbox plugin, and it works even better than the previous one. Rock'n'roll.

WHERE HAVE ALL THE TIME GOBLINS GONE?

Sometimes, I use examples from previous Creative Writing classes to let my current students know what not to do. For instance, the Time Goblins. I had a student. He was funny, creative, and fairly talented. However, instead of actually doing any work, he would just try to pitch these "million dollar ideas" that would just write themselves. And thus, he wouldn't need to write anything. He was like a Hollywood agent selling me on the same idea over and over. Enter the Time Goblins. According to this student, the Time Goblins eat time. That's all I know about them. That's all he's every told me about them. And, in his own words, that's all I need to know. Instead of writing stories, he'd just say the story has Time Goblins and take a bow. (He probably didn't actually take a bow. But in my mind, it was like he took a bow or made some dramatic gesture to anticipate my glowing approval.) I hate these stupid goblins, and they kept appearing in every assignment he chose not to write.

Recently, I told my Creative Writing class about the Time Goblins. It was part of my lesson that "good" ideas don't sell themselves. You have to develop a story, work at it, and craft it into something of value. There are numerous stories about magic and witches; there's only one Harry Potter. The fact that a story has a witch in it does not immediately make it a great story. Sweat equity, my young scholars. However, my example backfired on me. It turns out my class loves the Time Goblins. Loves them. They want Time Goblins in their stories. After all, they eat time. What more do you need to know? Somewhere, my former student, the champion of Time Goblins, is smiling.