I'm doing some research on Tmobile right now. I'm stuck in a contract, and I'd like to move over to AT&T with April. She has an iPhone, and I wouldn't mind having an iPhone. We'll be a shameless Apple family. April and I formed our merger this summer. Tmobile and AT&T are also undergoing a merger, which I hoped would excuse me from my contract, but I don't think I'll be so lucky. During my early morning stroll through the Tmobile site, I came across this gem of PR. Tmobile gave itself a press conference (click here). This particular excerpt is amusing:

Q: Is T-Mobile USA getting the iPhone?

A: T-Mobile USA remains an independent company, as the acquisition is expected to be completed in approximately 12 months. We’ll continue to offer cutting-edge 4G devices like the Samsung Galaxy S 4G, as well as the new Sidekick 4G, the T-Mobile G2x and the G-Slate tablet coming later this spring.

I love that Tmobile avoided a question it asked itself! Usually, we save this sort of crafty political maneuvering for when other people ask questions. Tmobile, I don't think you fooled anyone.