Since I'll be at Staple this weekend, I'm missing Melissa's season opener, vs. the Suicide Shifters. If you're a DFW person, you need to go. It's on Saturday, March 3rd at Forum Skate (1900 S Great Southwest Pkwy) in Grand Prairie. Doors open at 8:30 PM with the skating starting at 9 PM. Expect another capacity crowd. This bout will sell-out. $12 in advance, $15 at the door. Kids 12 and under are free. As usual, feel free to BYOB, but no glass containers are allowed.

Since Melissa (Blue Monday) won't have her #1 fan there, you have to go and cheer for me. Take some signs and yell for the ladies on Death Row. Watch as they beat down those Shifters.

In non-derby news, I finally got my copy of You'll Have That, Vol.2. Our guest strip is on page 52. Wes Molebash says: "If Karl Malone and John Stockton created comics, they would be David Hopkins and Tom Kurzanski." Hmmm... an interesting analogy. Thanks Wes!