1/29/05 ~ By the power vested in me

Received an e-mail a few days ago. My friend Amber is getting married, and she wants me to officiate the wedding ceremony. You know, be the pastor. And guess what? This isn't the first time I've done this. Yep, for those of you who don't know, I used to be a community pastor for a small church.

Ha! Learn something new everyday. It wasn't a full time career. I was still an English teacher. Those ministerial days are long gone. And my pastoral creditials have gone with it. Looks like I need to do what any self respecting person would do in such a situation... I need to get ordained online.

Any suggestions where? I was thinking the Church of the Sub-Genius, but I need to go somewhere that's semi-legitimate and without it requiring $200 and seminary classes. And no other cults, unless they're really cool.